#seasonal tier list

[noneorother]

The art director & the Good Omens book cover tier list of doom, part 3

Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3

I am your resident Art Director/Good Omens enthusiast, and welcome to my completely meta-free book cover tier list. Listen, making a book cover is HARD. I should know. But while we salute these artists for their hard work and time, I think we can all admit that once in a while, the vision is just not on. And on very rare occasions, publishers seemed to have managed to commission the cover art directly from hell... here's where we left off last time:

21. Labas zīmes, Latvian cover

Our boys are back! And they are so ready to join the Dead Boy Detective agency. I would say that Latvians don't wear much tartan, so Argyle might seem like a similar print, but it just seems so... not Good Omens. Much like Crowley's flying purple people eater tail and Aziraphale's Conan the Barbarian sword, we're straying into niche AU fan fiction territory here. I mean, it's not *wrong*, but it certainly ain't right, either.

Tier: Does the Job

22. Bons Augùrios, Portuguese

Let me start by saying this cover is so close to being in the blessed category. The layout and spacing are divine, the imagery is simple and whimsical, it reflects the humour inside the gravitas to give you an idea of the *feeling* of reading Good Omens. So few of these covers have gotten this aspect of good design right. Honestly, I would slow clap if it wasn't for that random FLAME JIZZ stuck to the bottom right hand corner of the book. Who's idea was that? Dagon's?

Tier: Great

23. Semne Bune, Romanian cover

I admire two things about this cover: 1) Their utter commitment to a clean 3-colour palette and comprehensible layout. 2) Symbolic demon giving a principality head joke RIGHT ON THE FRONT COVER. This designer had balls. cotillion-sized balls. Now, does Aziraphale's sword have a sentient rooster tassel that watches said head-giving in horror? I sure hope not, but I don't see how that could be allegorical so, I'm torn. I feel like this goes in two categories for completely different reasons. And seeing as I'm in charge around here...

Tier: Great & Not so Good (Omens)

23. Semne Bune, Romanian cover cont.

Compared to the last cover's gigantic double-entendre, this feels so tame and logical. The text is centred and balanced. There's breathing room, and we have wing symbolism! I've never seen a cover try to split Terry and Neil's names like that, which is a fun twist but BY GOD that center line is not straight near the right end of the feathers and it is sending this cover straight down to Does the Job. It's grounded there forever.

Tier: Does the Job

25. HYVIÄ ENTEITÄ, Finnish cover

In this list, having something actually *relevant* to the main plot of the book and not mangling and main characters really puts you in rarefied air. All the motorcycles are book accurate which means somebody read something! Would I have ever picked the empty parking lot of Famine's restaurant as a subject worth a cover? Absolutely not. But the sick 80s lightning tips it into "fine" territory. The text is yellow. It's pretty.

Tier: Does the Job

26. Head ended, Estonian cover.

My face after staring at this cover for ten minutes and finally realizing that this is Hastur and Ligur waiting around for Crowley to pull up:

The artist's face after watching me do that:

Do I even need to rate this? It's called HEAD ENDED. I don't know how to be funnier than that.

Tier: WTF

27. Dobry Omen, Polish cover

Some good points for trying to be original with the layout of the title by drawing a custom pitchfork "Y", but the heinous kerning and the fact the whole text block is not even centred kind of makes me take all the points back. I feel like we're pretty heavy on the demonic, extremely light on the angelic in this take. Maybe it's because on his death bed the lead guitarist of White Snake will finally admit to having designed this cover in his spare time.

Tier: Not so Good (Omens)

28. Good Omens, Hungarian cover

If I told you this designer did not read the book, and instead just watched the trailer of The Omen (the movie) and vibed this heinous brown carpet swatch into existence, you would one hundred percent believe me. I can't even talk about the faux belle-époque font right now. I am irrationally angry.

Tier: WTF

29. Good Omens, Bulgarian cover

WHO. IS. DADDY. WIZARD?? Is all I can think when I look at this cover. Aziraphale & Grommet are recognizable enough, and you could make the case for telescope monkey being Adam, but I need to find this cover designer and shake them until they tell me who this deranged Gargamel is supposed to be. I must know.

Tier: Bad

30. BELAS MALDIÇÕES, Portuguese cover

After all we've been through on this list so far, this truly sucks. It's not even weird. It's just puce text layered atop text to create a great yawn of a cover. Shout out to the designer of the Diablo PC game font, I hope you got paid.

Tier: Bad

Part 3 roundup:

[alastor-simp]

Hazbin Hotel Tier List Chain Game

Link will be below - https://tiermaker.com/create/the-complete-hazbin-hotel-character-tierlist-15295874 (You can add pictures to this tier list too)

Keep the chain going->: @lokis-imaginary-friend , @jyoongim , @ohdeerfully , @redfoxwritesstuff , @selineram3421 , @yukiinee , @ohmylovewhereartthou-blog , @91062854-ka @penelope-potter

[cerestheinterdimensional]

New Life season teams!

I've been seeing people do this so I thought I'd try my hand at it!:]

My most wanted team out of these IS GIGGS, at least some combination of them, please.

My favorite name for the teams is probably Enemies to Haters, I was thinking of teams, saw those three, thought of this name and KNEW I had to put them on here

IDHATNFTBITTWBF stands for, "I Don't Have A Team Name For Them But I Think They Would Be Fun", tbh they were who I had left after the other teams, but nevertheless I think this team would still be quite fun!:]

[estherlehnsherr]

I wonder how controversial this is going to be...

[ninjago-cat-lady]

Tierlist on how likely I am to kill the Ninjago villains.

I think it's pretty clear who I dislike the most. *cough* Harumi *cough*

[claiai]

What else is there to do on fall break than to rewatch all of natsume yuujinchou for the 12th time hmmmmm

[lhkingkat]

who let them cook??!?

[charmac]

My very important Dennis ranking metrics

[nowhereelsetopost]

Princess Bubblegum Looks: RANKED (Season 5)

(Reminder: This is honestly just my opinion. These will not be not a definitive ranking list by literally any means. These are not hills that I'm here to die on, don't worry)

*the last entry in the "Neutral" category from We Fixed A Truck is technically not Princess Bubblegum but a reptilian clone

[sergle]

I just started listening to the newest season of Nosleep and had the deranged idea to write down my own personal ratings /10 and reviews and it's just my luck that the first episode was real bayud LMAO

[florshedworf]

meanwhile, just off screen mephone can be seen making a contestant tier list

/silly

[widgenstain]

So I was today years old when I learned that there is an Andrew Scott Filmography Tier List Maker! Thank you Scottie Aurean!

Here is mine, I've used "Neutral" as "Nuance", meaning there are various reasons why I don't want to put them in one or the other category. Also I've seen some of the "Haven't seen" ones, or at least Andrew's scene(s) in them, but decided based on that to not watch the whole thing ^^'

Go on and make your own lists, tag me in them, I want to see them!

[scrolpencer]

was watching big city greens and- is that Julia Lepetit?

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Here's my song tier list for Season 1 of Hazbin, feel free to roast me!

Do not ask about "Welcome to Heaven" lmao

[imglowinginthedarkness]

bro when i say the mystery gang in what’s new scooby doo are so fuckin poly for real

[berryblu-soda]

Rotating Phillip (the last dimension) in my brain exponentially faster every day until season 2 is here